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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Rugby, Warwickshire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
70
Star sign:
Scorpio
Height:
5' 11" (180cm)
Body type:
Stocky
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Balding
Eye colour:
Brown
Marital status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Secondary
Occupation:
Retired
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
None
Religion:
Christian / Protestant

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in Europe
Location:
Anywhere in the United Kingdom
Gender:
Female
Age range:
40 - 65
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Not important at all
Marital status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

BECAUSE THIS TIME NEXT YEAR ! ???,
FRIENDS WOULD DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY IN GLOWING TERMS, BUT PEOPLE TELL LIES.
EASY GOING LIKE MOST THINGS,DONT LIKE POLITICAL HARDLINERS.
OR FOOTBALL.
INTERESTED IN A WIDE RANGE OF SUBJECTS, MATCHBOX COLLECTING, BALLET AND EMBROIDERING NOT INCLUDED.
VISITING ANTIQUES FAIRS IS THERAPUTIC.
LIFE IS AN ADVENTURE........ and what an adventure this is!, AND ONLY DAY 2.
AFTER FILLING IN QUESTIONAIRE WITH PREFERENCES THE COMPUTER GIVES ME A 100% MATCH WITH A 93 YEAR OLD PATAGONIAN SHEPHERDESS AND A 99.9% MATCH TO A 4' 7" TALL , 28 STONE TURKISH BELLY DANCER OF INDETERMINATE AGE.
THE GIRL NEXT DOOR SEEMS TO HAVE EMIGRATED.
I DO REALISE THAT ALTHOUGH AT ONE TIME I WAS MY MOTHERS LITTLE CHERUB, CUTE BRIGHT CUDDLY AND WITH MY FATHERS NOSE, [SHE EVEN USED TO BITE MY TOES AND BOTTOM] THOSE DAYS ARE LONG GONE, THE 'NEWNESS' IS WEARING OUT, CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS AN ADULT I SPORT DESIGNER ?? STUBBLE AS I HAVE A FACE LIKE A BAKED SPUD.
OF ATTENTION SEEKING NATURE, ON A WHIM, I THOUGHT I'D GIVE MYSELF A DISSECTED AORTA, THERE IS A GOD IN HEAVEN, SHE DOES NOT LIKE ME, THE FELLOW DOWNSTAIRS HATES COMPETITION, SO I AM STAYING HERE FOR SOMETIME LONGER THAN ANTICIPATED.
I HAVE A VERY COMFORTABLE LIFE AND WANT FOR NOTHING, I AM NOT INTO WEARING HEMP UNDERPANTS AND ASHES.
BEING UNIQUELY NARROWMINDED, NOT RACING WITH RATS OR HAVING TO IMPRESS. I DO NOT NEED EXOTIC HOLIDAYS TO SCALE DIZZY HEIGHTS WITH MR&MRS JONES, WATCHING JEREMY KYLE ON THE IDIOTS LANTERN KEEPS ME HAPPY FOR MILLISECONDS,
PLEASE EXCUSE ME, I'M OFF TO LEARN THE PATAGONIAN PATOIS FOR "CAN YOU GET YOUR SMOCK OFF, DARLING"

About his ideal match

MY IDEAL MATCH WOULD BE A 20 YEAR OLD BEAUTIFUL BLONDE NYMPHOMANIAC BREWERY OWNING BILLIONAIRESS, BUT AS I HAVE A BORDER COLLIE THAT SHADOWS ME 24 HOURS A DAY A DOG LOVING LADY WITH A PULSE WILL SUFFICE..
APART FROM A DOMESTIC GODDESS, CHAINED TO THE SINK, SLAVING OVER A HOT STOVE, WHILST IRONING WITH THE OTHER HAND,NOT SUFFERING FROM AMNESIA, I AM NOT SURE WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR IN A RELATIONSHIP ! , I AM DAILY BEATING ANOREXIA SUCCESSFULLY, WINTERS COMING SO JUMPERS CAN GO OVER UNIRONED SHIRTS.
PERHAPS AFTER A HOT PERFUMED BATH,A ROMANTIC CANDLELIT MEAL, COSY IN FRONT OF A LOG FIRE, WE COULD DO EACH OTHERS INGROWING TOENAILS, BLISS!,

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More about him

Personality traits
Sense of humour:
Irreverent
Intelligence:
Street Smart
Ruled by:
Opportunity
Party behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Ambitious; Confident; Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Loving; Loyal; Mild; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Realistic; Sarcastic; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Contentment; Faithfulness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Self-control; Sexiness
More physical characteristics
Body hair:
Average
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Fashion sense:
Classic (My tastes echo long-established norms)
Hair style:
Disappearing
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Favourite clothing:
My pyjamas
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Music preferences:
Classical; Folk; Instrumental; Opera
TV programmes:
Dramas; Educational
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Cooking; Healthy living; Internet; Music
Sports:
Fishing
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Disorganised
Time at work:
What's work?
Pastimes of choice:
Pursuing a hobby
Time online:
I'm on several hours a day
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Dining out:
I always cook at home
TV habits:
I rarely watch television
Movie frequency:
Several times a week
Sport involvement:
Bored to death
Animals:
I like animals
Take drugs:
Never
Family size:
I've got a brother
Family contact:
I'll bring them on our first date
Current relationship:
I'm single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Reading:
I read newspapers regularly
Likes & dislikes
Pets (Have):
Dog(s)
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Erotica
Turn-offs:
Assertiveness; Dancing
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Rarely
Dream home:
In the country
Politics:
Anarchic
Retirement plans:
Pursuing a sport or hobby
Honesty:
Extremely
Feelings about using Classic FM Romance:
Curious