About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Bristol (Westbury on Trym), Bristol, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
61 | |
Star sign: |
Aries | |
Height: |
6' 1" (185cm) | |
Body type: |
Slim | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair colour: |
Greying | |
Eye colour: |
Hazel | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
University / College student | |
Occupation: |
Self-employed | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
French; German; Japanese; Spanish | |
Religion: |
Spiritual, but not religious |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
57 - 63 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 7" (169cm) - 5' 11" (181cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
No; Yes, not living with me | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian; Vegan | ||
Smoking: |
Never; Occasionally; Trying to Quit | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally; Several times a week; Most days | ||
Education: |
University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate; Private school | ||
Occupation: |
Arts / Music / Writing; Executive / Management; Food / Catering; Labour / Construction; Legal; Self-employed; Teaching / Education / Training; Science / Engineering / Research; Transportation; Other; Agriculture; Advertising / PR; Consultancy / Design; Leisure / Tourism | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy | ||
Ethnicity: |
Asian; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Other | ||
Home language: |
English; Chinese; Danish; Dutch; French; German; Greek; Italian; Japanese; Portuguese; Russian; Spanish | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Protestant; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
In His Own Words
About him
Walking from one to the other
he wandered lonely as he uploaded to the cloud
multitasking wondering aloud
what could be done to stand out from the crowd
With apprehension overcome by faith in surface tension
whilst recalling a mention
to go the extra mile
he carried on walking to a Scilly Isle
Celebrating his success
with a sardine sandwich
a jug of oysters
and a gallon of Guinness
Later that day he set off back the same way
forgetting the weight of what he ate
which alone would seal a lonely fate
The sea was rough now faith wasn’t enough
treading water awaiting rescue by boat
he couldn’t stay afloat
With no one to witness his waving hand
out of sight of land below the surface he sank
too late regretting the drink he drank
His whetted whistle now struggled to gurgle
ancient fears surfaced in the frown etched on his face
he thought he would drown a poor wretch lost without trace
At daybreak he woke the sheet salty wet
wiping sweat from his brow how he got here
wasn’t immediately clear
Alone in the glow of an unripe moon didn’t feel like home
instead the bed felt cold as the stone of a cave
recalling a wave as he opened his eyes struggling to see a sign through the gloom
disorientated as the world awaited sun rise to realise without doubt this was his room
In sleep he’d seen an unsettling dream
belonging nowhere beholden to no one
longing to be saved from a watery grave
Humming an Abba tune from last night’s supper
of oysters marmite bread cheesy wotsits and wine
sweeping in time
saving twelve fallen shells as he cleared the clutter
Dancing through a familiar room singing to the handle of the broom
take a chance on me considering joining classic fm romance to see
About his ideal match
Now his ideal match likes to dance
lives in the Scilly Isles
with a holiday home and an oyster farm in France
A strange thought surfaced
he’d rather not walk and risk getting wet
as a safer bet he bought a flexi ticket on easyjet
To await his fate on this first date for twenty eight years
wondering would it end in tears of bliss
or restrained unrelenting pain
would his faith be restored or desert him again
Would the calm surface tension give way to show
deep apprehension
see below
Gregor woke looking down at himself
what the heck was this he could see
Oh merde now look at me
I can’t go on a date dressed as Paul McCartney
After breakfast of marmite spread on oyster bread
with trepidation a little lurpak and not a little dread
he checked his inbox for a reply
Naturally reserved and a little shy
his opening gambit to her had been “Hi”
Merde again
he’d forgotten to press send
when will this nightmare end
As it was rhetorical a final thought in the dark
his ideal match would have agreed
there was no need for a question mark
but an Oracle
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More about him
Sense of humour: |
I don't have one |
Intelligence: |
Intellectually Challenged |
Ruled by: |
Pleasure |
Party behaviour: |
A gate-crasher |
Personality traits: |
Shy |
Valued qualities: |
Celibacy; Honesty; Hope; Humour; Sexiness |
Fashion sense: |
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels) |
Favourite clothing: |
Some sensual satin lingerie |
Favourite colour: |
Silver |
Hair style: |
Out of control |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses and contacts |
Facial hair: |
I have a goatee |
Body hair: |
Shaved |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body art: |
Navel ring |
Date activities: |
Going for a walk |
Music preferences: |
Opera; Punk |
Books: |
Self-help |
TV habits: |
I don't have a television |
TV programmes: |
Cartoons |
Movie frequency: |
It's a weekly ritual |
Movie preferences: |
Black & White / Silent |
Interests: |
Writing poetry |
Sport involvement: |
Not involved at all |
Sports: |
Flying / Gliding; Rugby; Running; Skiing |
Cooking: |
I love it! |
Food: |
Fast food; Japanese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out 7 days a week |
Dietary Restrictions: |
Lactose-free |
Pace of Life: |
Stressed |
Time at work: |
I DO have a bed in my office! |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time outdoors |
Time online: |
Less than once a week |
Take drugs: |
Addicted |
Family size: |
I've lost count |
Family contact: |
I'll bring them on our first date |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
For the right person, to the moon! |
Animals: |
I like them Well Done ;) |
Pets (Have): |
Fish; Reptile(s); Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Other |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking; Wealth |
Work aspirations: |
Find new, more meaningful work |
Religious attendance: |
More than once a week |
Dream home: |
Mansion with loads of servants |
Politics: |
I have no interest in politics |
Retirement plans: |
Sailing the seven seas |
Feelings about using Classic FM Romance: |
Embarrassed |
Honesty: |
It borders on fiction |
