About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Bristol (Westbury on Trym), Bristol, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
62 | |
Star sign: |
Aries | |
Height: |
6' 1" (185cm) | |
Body type: |
Athletic | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair colour: |
Greying | |
Eye colour: |
Hazel | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
University / College student | |
Occupation: |
Self-employed | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
French; German; Japanese; Spanish | |
Religion: |
Spiritual, but not religious |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
57 - 63 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 5" (164cm) - 5' 11" (181cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
No; Yes, not living with me | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian; Vegan | ||
Smoking: |
Never; Occasionally; Trying to Quit | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally; Several times a week; Most days | ||
Education: |
University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate; Private school | ||
Occupation: |
Arts / Music / Writing; Executive / Management; Food / Catering; Labour / Construction; Legal; Self-employed; Teaching / Education / Training; Science / Engineering / Research; Transportation; Other; Agriculture; Advertising / PR; Consultancy / Design; Leisure / Tourism | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy | ||
Ethnicity: |
Asian; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Other | ||
Home language: |
English; Chinese; Danish; Dutch; French; German; Greek; Italian; Japanese; Portuguese; Russian; Spanish | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Protestant; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
In His Own Words
About him
Starting from Woods on a Snowy Evening
Assembling for tea was the place to be for some in Georgie’s society though cocktails with Cassandra was without a doubt Jane’s happy hour hang out
At Woods in a nearby alley the stand up star to see had a Tuesday night residency playing pianoforte, usually Brahms and Liszt, or when sober, read poetry, finished with a risque joke Jane wrote, delivered in Farsi and went by the name Darcy
Alternating cocktails twenty minutes apart with a five o'clock start with Cousin Collins, by after eight she’d sealed her fate and was sick of both, especially Mr Darcy.
The lyrics that went down well with the Tuesday crowd were Lizzy's stand out examples of the sisters’ cross stitch samples.
One, a duet, with Darcy and Jane (later inspired November Rain), she tried to include with persuasion, her editor omitted, was published in a novel way, recorded as a sample, and many years later bought by Izzy Stradlin, at a car boot sale one day.
Jane would ride home On the Waterfront, a rebel astride a horse, named of course after the bloke known for a risque joke, a sense of style, laughing eyes and laconic smile.
Stopping by Waitrose on a snowy evening, for a nosebag and oat milk coffee, just in time as they close at nine, she would pause, to feast her eyes on the bridge with sighs of sensitivity to Adam’s symmetry.
Taking a deep breath wisely though as yet unaware standing there chattering teeth biting cold air, overlooking the weir, as the wind blew stopping just North of the Abbey, the aftermath of the tail end blast that brought forth a tear or two, enveloped her in a warm aroma hanging heavily in the still night air and in a pause after a long meandering clause lost its way through her head, Jane held her breath then spluttered and twice uttered Phew[!] and thrice more before adding Phwoarr[!] as she wrinkled her nose at Darcy, doing the same, as if the other was solely to blame.
About his ideal match
To Jane, Darcy’s anterior exhalation was no more than malodorous, as to Darcy was her share of that rank air, after a large oat Latte, as polite society was by now aware of Volta’s stink but not yet the link of natural gas to global warming, as the pungent pong of discharge was later to be named and shamed.
Across Pulteney bridge to Sydney Place she rode home at a blistering pace propelled by the exhaust of internal combustion rapidly released from the bloaty beast Darcy after his oaty feast.
There she fell through the door, crashed out where she lay, a crumpled heap on the floor, clutching a cocktail mat signed with best wishes, from Darcy, predictably, in Farsi, with two crossings out which she took to be kisses. She woke with a stray piece of hay and a mini umbrella in her hair, which she recalled with delight the dandy fella had put there the previous night.
Sober after Woods once again as before, foregoing an overdue leg wax with no time to relax for her usual Wednesday pedicure. With sensitivity to the mores of the day she rewrote and forgot the original plot removing questionable quotes, salubrious jokes and anything remotely rude or ribald. An assertion that makes sense as her extant manuscript now clearly shows no evidence.
This may seem irreverent and profane to Jane but at the end of the tale, at the end of the day, not as bad as Darcy’s malevolent methane.
In reviewing the reputation of our heroine Jane, one rarely reads the story of the enduring, no less damaging legacy of methane.
As siblings Cass and Ed would say, you can't have one without the other.
Ideal Match
She may be the face I can't forget
Can make a joke out of regret
Who can be so fickle and so proud
Stands out from others in a crowd
WIth her a day may be a pleasure
A woodland walk that I will treasure
Or different paths the price I have to pay
She qui connaît bien la poésie
With authority endowed by degree
Will tell me when and why I’m wrong
And I - I will defer to her and agree
The meaning of the song is
She, she
Oh, she
What His Friends Say
Lovelife1960 hasn't asked any friends to write a recommendation yet.
More about him
Sense of humour: |
I don't have one |
Intelligence: |
Intellectually Challenged |
Ruled by: |
Pleasure |
Party behaviour: |
A gate-crasher |
Personality traits: |
Shy |
Valued qualities: |
Celibacy; Honesty; Hope; Humour; Sexiness |
Fashion sense: |
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels) |
Favourite clothing: |
Some sensual satin lingerie |
Favourite colour: |
Silver |
Hair style: |
Out of control |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses and contacts |
Facial hair: |
I have a goatee |
Body hair: |
Shaved |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body art: |
Navel ring |
Date activities: |
Going for a walk |
Music preferences: |
Opera; Punk |
Books: |
Self-help |
TV habits: |
I don't have a television |
TV programmes: |
Cartoons |
Movie frequency: |
It's a weekly ritual |
Movie preferences: |
Black & White / Silent |
Interests: |
Writing poetry |
Sport involvement: |
Not involved at all |
Sports: |
Flying / Gliding; Rugby; Running; Skiing |
Cooking: |
I love it! |
Food: |
Fast food; Japanese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out 7 days a week |
Dietary Restrictions: |
Lactose-free |
Pace of Life: |
Stressed |
Time at work: |
I DO have a bed in my office! |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time outdoors |
Time online: |
Less than once a week |
Take drugs: |
Addicted |
Family size: |
I've lost count |
Family contact: |
I'll bring them on our first date |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
For the right person, to the moon! |
Animals: |
I like them Well Done ;) |
Pets (Have): |
Fish; Reptile(s); Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Other |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking; Wealth |
Work aspirations: |
Find new, more meaningful work |
Religious attendance: |
More than once a week |
Dream home: |
Mansion with loads of servants |
Politics: |
I have no interest in politics |
Retirement plans: |
Sailing the seven seas |
Feelings about using Classic FM Romance: |
Embarrassed |
Honesty: |
It borders on fiction |
