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Online: 2 weeks ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Birmingham, West Midlands, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
63
Star sign:
Gemini
Height:
5' 8" (173cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Balding
Eye colour:
Blue
Marital status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Activity partners; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Further education
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
French; Spanish
Religion:
Ask me later

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 100 miles of postcode district B29 (Birmingham)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
50 - 66
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 0" (152cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Changes Often
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Moderately important
Marital status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally; Several times a week; Most days
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

Fine Words Butter No Parsnips...or so they say. But a Fine Lady (like you maybe?), well she could Butter My Parsnips for as long as she wanted, in fact we'd be in Clover (a healthier alternative, so I'm told). Let Stork about it, eh? (and your name doesn't have to be Marge, Flora, or Olivio)

HOT OFF THE PRESS...

Research by a reputable (yet of course inferior) dating site has concluded that 69% of people in a happy relationship are with someone who was initially "not their type". On the other hand, 75% of people would not consider dating someone who didn't meet their initial criteria. The question therefore is.....are you missing out by not contacting me if you don't think I would be "your type"????

Further research has also shown that the ideal match for 99.9% of women looking for a new partner on an internet dating site is a 61 (whoops, there goes another one, make that 62) year old, folically challenged male, living in the Birmingham area, who has a love of chocolate and red wine (together - why not!), and a slightly off the wall sense of humour (possibly demonstrated by this profile)*

So, as I hurtle inevitably, kicking and screaming, towards middle age, it would be lovely to have someone to share at least some of the following with me during the second half of my adult life:

a) Long country walks
b) Trips to the theatre and concerts
c) Horse racing
d) Air shows / hot air balloon festivals
e) Just generally getting out and doing "stuff" / going places, rather than the opposite of that, which usually involves a good deal of....well, doing not a great deal, really!
f) Falling in love (oops, was going to "play my cards close to my chest" in this message, looks like I've failed miserably....)

* I made that bit up about the 99.9%. Or did I....? Why not come and find out for yourself?!

About his ideal match

Ideal match eh? Ha....no such thing. But not to worry, pretty close to ideal will do just nicely, thanks! A positive attitude and a welcoming smile, and I'll be putty in your hands...........or not, as the case may be x (are double entendres allowed on here.....)

More about him

Personality traits
Sense of humour:
Irreverent
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
An impartial observer
More physical characteristics
Facial hair:
None / not applicable
Body hair:
Average
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Disabilities:
I have none
Hair style:
Disappearing
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Favourite colour:
Purple
Date activities:
A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Cuisine:
French; Gastro Pub; Italian; Pub Grub
Music preferences:
Classical; Dance / Disco; Folk; Instrumental; Jazz; Latin; New Age; Rock; World
TV programmes:
Comedy/Sit-coms; Documentaries; Educational; Nature/Wildlife; News; Sport
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Internet; Music; The arts
Sports:
Athletics; Badminton; Football (Soccer); Orienteering; Table Tennis; Walking
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organised
Time at work:
I DO have a bed in my office!
Pastimes of choice:
Pursuing a hobby
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Cooking:
I have to cook
TV habits:
I rarely watch television
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Sport involvement:
Watching from the sidelines
Animals:
I like them Well Done
Take drugs:
Never
Family size:
I'm an only child
Family contact:
I rarely see them
Current relationship:
I'm single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Reading:
I read magazines regularly; I read newspapers occasionally
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
Likes & dislikes
Pets (Dislike):
Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public
Turn-offs:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Sarcasm; Thrill seeking
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Never
Dream home:
Castle in Scotland
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Retirement plans:
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home
Honesty:
Extremely
Feelings about using Classic FM Romance:
Hopeful; Optimistic; Excited