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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Redcar, Cleveland, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
42
Star sign:
Ask me later
Height:
5' 11" (180cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Above Average
Hair colour:
Balding
Eye colour:
Green
Marital status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
No
Want children:
Maybe
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Several times a week
Education:
University
Occupation:
Public sector
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Ask me later

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 40 miles of postcode district TS10 (Redcar)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
18 - 40
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 3" (159cm) - 6' 3" (191cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Not important at all
Marital status:
Never Married; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Yes; Maybe
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally; Trying to Quit
Drinking:
Any
Education:
University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

Slightly off-kilter sense of humour that often offends the easily offended.

Warm personality - loyal, trustworthy and relatively ego-free.

Could do with a better alarm clock but generally get there eventually...

Write and make music for pleasure. Would write more but can procrastinate 'til the cows come home (and usually until they've left home to start a new life somewhere due to lack of milking (no cows were harmed in the typing of this profile)).

Can cook. Quite well. Will eat a pot-noodle if required.

Averagely sporty. Will try most things and have a reasonable hand-eye coordination.

About his ideal match

Someone with the ability to feign a look of shocked-horror when the person they're with does something ridiculous that, whilst funny, has just offended that group of OAPs we just passed...

Someone with a broad range of interests who's willing to try anything once (well, almost anything).

Someone that can be honest and appreciates real honesty - i.e. I can be quite literal at times (in a lovably mad professor kind of way (by 'mad' I mean pre-occupied, not stark raving bonkers - I should probably have just typed that... (ps - I'm not and never have been a professor. Any similarity to professors; alive or dead, is merely a coincidence)).

That may or may not be the correct use of a semi-colon. Who knows..?

Possession of a sense of humour would be a distinct bonus.

Lack of self-awareness would be the only deal-breaker. Dunning-Kruger as a relationship compatibility test - it's got mileage...

What His Friends Say

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More about him

Personality traits
Sense of humour:
Irreverent
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality traits:
Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Melancholy; Mild; Optimistic; Outgoing; Philosophical; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Self-control; Tolerance
More physical characteristics
Body hair:
Average
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Hair style:
Disappearing
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Favourite clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Cuisine:
Doesn't matter
Music preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Folk; Jazz; Rock
Books:
Crime; Fiction; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology
TV programmes:
Action/Adventure; Comedy/Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; News; Sci-Fi; Sport
Movie preferences:
Action; Art Films; Black & White / Silent; Comedy; Cult Classics; Independent; Sci-Fi; War
Interests:
Computer & video games; Computer programming; Cooking; Internet; Music; Politics; Reading; Singing; The arts; Writing books
Sports:
Bowling; Cricket; Football (Soccer); Pool; Snooker; Snowboarding; Squash; Table Tennis
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Time at work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Visiting a museum or gallery
Time online:
I'm online more than I'm offline
Cooking:
I love it!
Dining out:
I only eat out on special occasions
TV habits:
I watch television most days
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Sport involvement:
An active participant
Animals:
I like animals
Take drugs:
Not any more
Family size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family contact:
I see them as often as possible
Current relationship:
I'm single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm flexible
Reading:
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly; I read magazines regularly
Dietary Restrictions:
Other
Likes & dislikes
Turn-ons:
Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Sarcasm; Thrill seeking
Turn-offs:
Showing affection in public; Power
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Find new, more meaningful work
Religious attendance:
Only on religious holidays
Dream home:
On a beach
Politics:
Socialist
Retirement plans:
Finally writing that novel
Honesty:
Extremely
Feelings about using Classic FM Romance:
Hopeful