In His Own Words
About him
Slightly off-kilter sense of humour that often offends the easily offended.
Warm personality - loyal, trustworthy and relatively ego-free.
Could do with a better alarm clock but generally get there eventually...
Write and make music for pleasure. Would write more but can procrastinate 'til the cows come home (and usually until they've left home to start a new life somewhere due to lack of milking (no cows were harmed in the typing of this profile)).
Can cook. Quite well. Will eat a pot-noodle if required.
Averagely sporty. Will try most things and have a reasonable hand-eye coordination.
About his ideal match
Someone with the ability to feign a look of shocked-horror when the person they're with does something ridiculous that, whilst funny, has just offended that group of OAPs we just passed...
Someone with a broad range of interests who's willing to try anything once (well, almost anything).
Someone that can be honest and appreciates real honesty - i.e. I can be quite literal at times (in a lovably mad professor kind of way (by 'mad' I mean pre-occupied, not stark raving bonkers - I should probably have just typed that... (ps - I'm not and never have been a professor. Any similarity to professors; alive or dead, is merely a coincidence)).
That may or may not be the correct use of a semi-colon. Who knows..?
Possession of a sense of humour would be a distinct bonus.
Lack of self-awareness would be the only deal-breaker. Dunning-Kruger as a relationship compatibility test - it's got mileage...
What His Friends Say
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Redcar, Cleveland, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
49 | |
Star sign: |
Ask me later | |
Height: |
5' 11" (180cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Above Average | |
Hair colour: |
Balding | |
Eye colour: |
Green | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
Maybe | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Several times a week | |
Education: |
University | |
Occupation: |
Public sector | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Ask me later |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 40 miles of postcode district TS10 (Redcar) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
18 - 40 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 3" (159cm) - 6' 3" (191cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Not important at all | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
Yes; Maybe | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Never; Occasionally; Trying to Quit | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Irreverent |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party behaviour: |
An impartial observer |
Personality traits: |
Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Melancholy; Mild; Optimistic; Outgoing; Philosophical; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Self-control; Tolerance |
Fashion sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Hair style: |
Disappearing |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Body hair: |
Average |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Folk; Jazz; Rock |
Reading: |
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly; I read magazines regularly |
Books: |
Crime; Fiction; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology |
TV habits: |
I watch television most days |
TV programmes: |
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; News; Sci-Fi; Sport |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Art Films; Black & White / Silent; Comedy; Cult Classics; Independent; Sci-Fi; War |
Interests: |
Computer & video games; Computer programming; Cooking; Internet; Music; Politics; Reading; Singing; The arts; Writing books |
Sport involvement: |
An active participant |
Sports: |
Bowling; Cricket; Football (Soccer); Pool; Snooker; Snowboarding; Squash; Table Tennis |
Cooking: |
I love it! |
Food: |
Doesn't matter |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Dietary Restrictions: |
Other |
Pace of Life: |
Go with the flow |
Time at work: |
I work a standard 40 hour week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Visiting a museum or gallery |
Time online: |
I'm online more than I'm offline |
Take drugs: |
Not any more |
Family size: |
I've got brothers and sisters |
Family contact: |
I see them as often as possible |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm flexible |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Turn-ons: |
Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Sarcasm; Thrill seeking |
Turn-offs: |
Showing affection in public; Power |
Work aspirations: |
Find new, more meaningful work |
Religious attendance: |
Only on religious holidays |
Dream home: |
On a beach |
Politics: |
Socialist |
Retirement plans: |
Finally writing that novel |
Feelings about using Classic FM Romance: |
Hopeful |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
