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Dylanbiryani

57 – Bourton-on-the-Water, Gloucestershire, England

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In Her Own Words

About her

PLEASE read my profile before contacting me...

Wicked and dry sense of humour, self sufficient; can change a tyre and a light bulb! Interested in someone with goals, aspirations and self motivated who enjoys the outdoors and indoors.

Fun to be around, sociable when the mood takes me, which is quite often. Can use two syllables or more effectively, but sprelling leaves something to be desired! Like going out to dinner and enjoy most cuisines. However, McDonalds, Nandos and Burger King are to be avoided at all costs.

Have diverse music tastes from Schostakovic to Snow Patrol, Chopin to Coldplay, Pink Floyd to Puccini and confess to knowing the the words to Val Doonican's Mickey Delaney's Donkey!

I love nature, travelling, spending time at a nature reserve or pottering in the garden, as well as experiencing a new city. I used to ride regularly, though not with much style or grace, and sadly, have recently sold my two horses.

I'm convinced that I must be one of the few females who would prefer to stick pins in her eyes than to spend time shopping.

Held a variety of 'jobs' in my early years, but left most of them by mutual consent. The thought of working for somebody now fills me with horror. Hence, I have my own successful business which is my passion.

Please, don't waste your time if you are a couch potato, have no aspirations, afraid of hard work, don't know how to use an apostrophe correctly, if you have a regular hot date with 11 men at 2pm on Saturday afternoons, have a love affair with a car or motorbike, if you like anything that closely resembles a musical, Cliff Richard or Status Quo, have lied about your age, and if you're too shy to provide a true mugshot or have one with shades!

If all that hasn't put you off, I'm happy to consider you for interview.

PS - the bark is actually worse than the bite!

PPS - there's a shy retiring wallflower under all this! ;-)

And, if you're still reading, I'm in no rush to find the wrong person and second best is not an option!

About her ideal match

My ideal mate is intelligent, has goals and aspirations, must enjoy the spending time outdoors with nature, long walks in both rain and shine.

If you enjoy enjoy music, all types, so much the better. However, if you like musicals, best keep this to yourself! Needless to say outstanding sense of humour is essential, the drier the better.

The ability to string two words together is desirable, and if they contain more than three syllables, a distinct advantage!

I am very independant, so be prepared to accept a woman with a mind of her own as well as a toolkit and cordless drill!

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About her

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Bourton-on-the-Water, Gloucestershire, England
Gender:
Female
Age:
57
Star sign:
Aries
Height:
5' 6" (168cm)
Body type:
Curvaceous
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair colour:
Dark Brown
Eye colour:
Hazel
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship
Have children:
No
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Vegetarian
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Several times a week
Education:
Ask me later
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
Ask me later
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Ask me later

About her ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 40 miles of postcode district GL54 (Cheltenham)
Gender:
Male
Age range:
49 - 55
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 10" (177cm) - 6' 2" (189cm)
Body type:
Average; A few extra pounds
Looks:
Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Black; Greying; Grey; Bald; Balding; Shaved
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
No; Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally; Several times a week; Most days
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Comfortable
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Spiritual, but not religious
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about her

Personality
Sense of humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
A social butterfly
Personality traits:
Ambitious; Confident; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Outgoing; Sarcastic; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Compassion; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite colour:
Green
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Short; Well-behaved
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
Pierced ears
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A music concert; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Music preferences:
Classical; Dance / Disco; Folk; Opera; R&B / Soul; World
Reading:
I read books regularly
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Best-sellers; Business; Crime; Mystery; Self-help
TV habits:
I rarely watch television
TV programmes:
Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Nature/Wildlife
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Comedy; Documentary; Drama; Mystery; Romance
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Cooking; Gardening; Healthy living; Music; Photography; Reading
Sport involvement:
Watching from the couch
Sports:
Aerobics; Horse Riding; Swimming; Walking
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Fine Dining; Gastro Pub; Greek; Indian; Italian; Pub Grub; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
Other
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I work at home
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time online:
I'm on several hours a day
Take drugs:
Never
Family size:
I've got a brother
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm flexible
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Never
Dream home:
In the country
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Retirement plans:
Seeing the world in style
Feelings about using Classic FM Romance:
Nervous; Curious
Honesty:
Extremely