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Online: Yesterday

Modified: 01 January 2018

About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Barnet (North London), London, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
55
Star sign:
Aries
Height:
5' 9" (175cm)
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Bald
Eye colour:
Green
Marital status:
Single
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A fling
Have children:
No
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Never
Education:
Further education
Occupation:
Other
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
None
Religion:
Agnostic

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 20 miles of postcode district N10 (London)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
45 - 62
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 0" (152cm) - 5' 9" (176cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Grey
Eye colour:
Blue; Brown; Green; Hazel
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Marital status:
Single; Married; Separated; Divorced
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian; Vegan
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally; Trying to Quit
Drinking:
Never; Occasionally; Several times a week
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
English; French; Polish
Other languages:
French; German; Italian; Polish; Spanish; Swedish
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Spiritual, but not religious
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

Oh gosh, it's so difficult to describe oneself, so I asked my friends to assist. They came up with:

"Bald, myopic , gormless, barely literate with dodgy social skills" - Pretty generous I reckon.

Absolutely passionate about travel: actually ventured south of the river last year. Aiming for Southend this year and next year, being really adventurous, it's Weston Super Mare here I come!!!

Culture, ah culture, culture, just can't get enough. I find studying the ads on the tube endlessly fascinating, especially those with words AND pictures.

And reading? Oh, pleasure of pleasures. A voracious reader. I'm always to be found engrossed in the Sun, or, if wanting something a little more challenging, the Daily Mail.

Love, love, love cooking. At the risk of sounding boastful, I consider myself a connoisseur of all the ready-meals Tesco produce (and I'm no snob, I don't just mean their "Finest" range).

And what did that Francis Bacon say? " If music be the fad of light". I just live for music ranging from Robson and Jerome (so underrated) to that King of Rock and Roll, Richard Clayderman.

I also believe it's really important to keep in shape which is why I always use the stairs when leaving the office for a sneaky fag.

Despite leading such a full life, I still manage to hold down a full time job, remain solvent, occasionally slum it and actually read proper books, strum a guitar, manage to run ten miles without suffering a heart attack, listen, have interesting conversations and juggle (not all at once, obviously).

About his ideal match

Seeking someone with a pulse (preferably). A liking of cake, chocolate, canoodling and laughter would also be a plus! A bit of a runner would be the icing on that cake we'll be sharing!

What His Friends Say

MrHappySmiley hasn't asked any friends to write a recommendation yet.

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
I don't have one
Intelligence:
Intellectually Challenged
Ruled by:
The head
Party behaviour:
A party-pooper
Personality traits:
Cautious; Easygoing; Independent; Loyal; Mild; Quiet; Realistic; Sensible; Shy; Stable
Valued qualities:
Compassion; Friendliness; Humour; Kindness; Sexiness
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
It's a distant memory
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Facial hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body hair:
Light
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Reading:
I read magazines regularly; I read books occasionally; I read newspapers occasionally
Books:
Non-fiction
TV habits:
I watch television most days
TV programmes:
Comedy / Sit-coms; Sport
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Comedy; Documentary
Interests:
Politics
Sport involvement:
Watching from the couch
Sports:
Athletics; Football (Soccer); Running
Cooking:
I cook rather than starve
Food:
Doesn't matter
Go Out to Eat:
I only eat out on special occasions
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Doing absolutely nothing
Time online:
I check in once a day
Family size:
I'm an only child
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Dog(s); Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Flirting; Intelligence; Thrill seeking
Turn-offs:
Dancing; Showing affection in public
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Work fewer hours
Religious attendance:
Never
Dream home:
In the country
Politics:
Left of centre
Retirement plans:
Living in the country
Feelings about using Classic FM Romance:
Jaded
Honesty:
Very