In His Own Words
About him
I am a sincere, loving, faithful caring sort of guy who values friendship and probably wears his heart on his sleeve. Strong but sensitive, laid back and can be too trusting and loyal. Have a really great fun sense of humour and love a laugh and i do not take life too seriously. Still a smart looking guy and dress nicely.
Not on here for sex but for a lasting relationship and a best friend.
About his ideal match
I am tony, I still think i am tall dark and handsome because i was once. Engaged 6 times and married twice and they all loved me. (at the time) The jewellers even gave me discount and all my mates bought new suits at regular intervals. Owned more toasters than argos and i even ended up growing my own roses.
Anyway here i am looking for some silly old moo who has a memory like an elephant and bares grudges. She must be able to chuck white wine down her neck at an alarming rate (as she is not paying) and be able to stagger in to a taxi in high heels to go to a restaurant where there will be nothing in the menu she likes. If we are invited to a doo she naturally will have nothing to wear, although her wardrobe is stuffed full of clothes. Having her hair done is a must (at the cost of a small car) and will take hours to get ready. Skills in first aid are a must, in case i trip over her mountain of shoes on the way out.
Sporting attributes should include, the javelin, discus and Shot putting.
In return i will be expected to do those small jobs around the home, such as digging and mowing the lawns, general building work, household maintenance and window cleaning, vacuuming the stairs, electrical appliance repairs, removing makeup from the carpets, washing her car and ironing my own shirts.
For leisure i will massage her for 2 hours every night (in the hope of) but will be sympathetic and understanding that she has a headache. I will accompany her on her hospital visits and drive her to her frequent trips to the doctors.
All of course without complaint.
Well i hope i have made you smile and perhaps laugh , if i have send me a message as i am looking for my final partner in life and i am honest, sincere, faithful and loyal and a real nice guy. (well 6 thought so). lol p.s No bunny boilers. lol
Seriously i am, looking for a lady who wants to be loved and kissed and cuddled and treasured for ever and can return the same.
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Hereford, Herefordshire, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
70 | |
Star sign: |
Taurus | |
Height: |
6' 2" (188cm) | |
Body type: |
Slim | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair colour: |
Greying | |
Eye colour: |
Blue | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; A short-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Ask me later | |
Drinking: |
Ask me later | |
Education: |
University / College student | |
Occupation: |
Retired | |
Income: |
Enough | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
Ask me later | |
Other languages: |
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Religion: |
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About his ideal match
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Within 60 miles of postcode district HR2 (Hereford) | ||
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50 - 100 | ||
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