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Bertsowner

54 – Braintree (Witham Essex), Essex, England

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Online: 13 October 2018

Modified: 31 August 2018

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About her

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Braintree (Witham Essex), Essex, England
Gender:
Female
Age:
54
Star sign:
Gemini
Height:
5' 6" (168cm)
Body type:
Full figured
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Blonde
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Friends; Let's see what happens
Have children:
Ask me later
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Ask me later
Occupation:
Administrative / Secretarial
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Christian / Other

About her ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 60 miles of postcode district CM8 (Witham)
Gender:
Male
Age range:
47 - 60
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 6" (167cm) - 6' 4" (194cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; A few extra pounds; Stocky
Looks:
Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Single; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian; Vegan
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Never; Occasionally
Education:
University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate; Private school
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English; Dutch; Greek
Other languages:
English; Dutch; Greek
Religion:
Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Christian / Orthodox
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About her

My friends all say I'm lovely and smiley and always there for them.

I'm currently on a health kick. I've lost over three stone already, I'm loving swimming and long dog walks and the gym.

I'm a funny, relaxed person who dislikes hassle, smoking and self pity. I'm no gourmet chef but I'm enjoying cooking and creating healthy meals.

I love to be by the sea or in the countryside, especially with my big hairy dog, and I also enjoy theatre and the movies. I love all things Greek and writing but I'm a homebody and not interested in lots of travel (I don't like to leave the dog).

I live with my adult daughter and she helps me when my back is playing up (I need an operation which I'm doing my best to avoid/postpone).

I give brilliant cuddles and neck rubs, and I am just serious enough. Full of contrasts, I'll keep you on your toes.

My outlook on life is very Greek: if you have family, good company, and good food, you can pay the bills and the sun is shining, what more do you need?

About her ideal match

You'll be friendly, a nice guy, warm, and not grumpy. I like intelligent men. You'll need to like dogs, and be a driver (I don't drive and I live in a village).

Other than that, I am not too presciptive, apart from three things:

No smokers
No stoners
No married men - I'm a woman of faith and I respect the sanctity of marriage.

What Her Friends Say

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More about her

Personality
Sense of humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Personality traits:
Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Compassion; Contentment; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Self-control; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way)
Favourite clothing:
Shorts & a T-shirt
Favourite colour:
Yellow
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Medium; Curly; It has its moods
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum
Music preferences:
Classical; Dance / Disco; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Reggae; Rock; World
Reading:
I read newspapers regularly
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Crime; Fiction; History; Mystery; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology; Travel
TV habits:
I watch television every day
TV programmes:
Documentaries; Dramas; Reality shows; Sci-Fi; Soap operas
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Drama; Sci-Fi
Interests:
Acting; Computer & video games; Cooking; Healthy living; Internet; Music; Reading; Singing; The arts; Writing books
Sport involvement:
Watching from the couch
Sports:
American Football; Swimming; Tennis
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Chinese; Fast food; Gastro Pub; Greek; Indian; Italian; Pub Grub; Sushi
Go Out to Eat:
I only eat out on special occasions
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I work part-time
Take drugs:
Never
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
Not at all
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Have):
Dog(s)
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Flirting; Intelligence; Power; Wealth
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Long hair; Sarcasm; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
The deep stuff
Religious attendance:
Rarely
Dream home:
On a beach
Retirement plans:
Living in the country
Honesty:
Very