In His Own Words
About him
So what will you be getting. My main attribute is my lack of problems, quite true, I was born privileged, fortunate and lucky and it has just carried on getting better, so you don't need to worry about someone banging on about all their grief and gloom as I don't have any. I am almost always happy, why not? As I have absolutely nothing to be miserable about.
What else. Well the physical bit, it just can't be ignored, I could have a personality that's a cross between Mother Theresa and Mahatma Gandhi but if I've got an old wrinkled elephant testicle growing out of my chest, things just aren’t going to progress, no matter how altruistic you may think you are. Reality is I'm tall, slimish and in quite good shape, mainly due to frequent cycling and visits to the Gym, I'm not obsessive about this, I just can't handle a big belly hanging over my belt and I like the feeling of being fit. I think if I do turn into a slob I'll have to slit my wrists. So if you’re a really good cook it could be a short relationship.
Likes? Well most things really. Travel, walking, cycling, sailing, golf, motorcycles, dogs, sunshine, reading, rain in forests, most things outdoors but also music, films, eating out, escaping to my house in Spain to avoid January. Could go on for ages really as there is so much to do and enjoy.
Dislikes. Television soap operas, celebrities, social media, watching football, cricket, rugby or being a spectator. Hypocrisy, most politicians, (see previous), anyone who is too stupid to realise how stupid they are, have I repeated myself here? People with an irrational dislike of Donkeys. Might add being wrong to the list but it's such a frequent occurrence that I am learning to tolerate it. Possibly going to the Gym, I know I go there but it doesn't mean I like it, even someone with a charmed life like mine has to do some stuff they don't like.
Hmmm! Dislike paragraph is longer that the Like one, worrying that.
About his ideal match
First you need to have an agreeable appearance, just being honest and practical here, but if you look like a neurotic Hippo with a skin disorder, it's just not going to work. I don't need to worry about your personality, as, if you have read this far and are still interested then you are, at the least, very tolerant with a good sense of humour and have sort of self qualified. Anyone who wanted to discuss the relative merits of Big Brother, EastEnders, or Liverpool F.C. over dinner while watching me fall into my soup and drown with boredom would not have got this far.
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Petersfield, Hampshire, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
69 | |
Star sign: |
Gemini | |
Height: |
6' 2" (188cm) | |
Body type: |
Slim | |
Looks: |
Above Average | |
Hair colour: |
Grey | |
Eye colour: |
Hazel | |
Relationship Status: |
Separated | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
University | |
Occupation: |
Self-employed | |
Income: |
Wealthy | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Agnostic |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in Europe | ||
Location: |
Within 20 miles of postcode district GU30 (Liphook) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
35 - 56 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 0" (152cm) - 5' 10" (179cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Never; Occasionally | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally | ||
Education: |
University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Asian; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Mixed | ||
Home language: |
English | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Obscure |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Personality traits: |
Adventurous; Confident; Faithful; Generous; Happy; Independent; Loyal; Optimistic; Outspoken |
Favourite clothing: |
A leather biker's jacket |
Hair style: |
Short |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial hair: |
None |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A movie; A music concert; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Blues; Classical; Folk; Jazz; Opera; Rock |
Reading: |
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly |
Books: |
Fiction; History; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology |
TV programmes: |
Action / Adventure; Documentaries; Motoring; News; Sci-Fi |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Cult Classics; Sci-Fi; Westerns |
Interests: |
Business news; Music; Reading |
Sport involvement: |
An active participant |
Sports: |
Camping; Canoeing; Cycling; Golf; Hiking; Kitesurfing; Motorsport; Mountain biking; Sailing; Skiing; Windsurfing |
Cooking: |
I cook rather than starve |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a week |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Organised |
Time at work: |
I work part-time |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time outdoors |
Time online: |
I check in once a day |
Family size: |
I've got a sister |
Family contact: |
I see them as often as possible |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'd consider it |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Dog(s); Horse(s) |
Work aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious attendance: |
Rarely |
Dream home: |
In the mountains |
Politics: |
Conservative |
Feelings about using Classic FM Romance: |
Optimistic |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
