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barklyboy

60 – Newbury, Berkshire, England

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Modified: Wednesday

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Newbury, Berkshire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
60
Star sign:
Scorpio
Height:
5' 9" (175cm)
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Above Average
Hair colour:
Dark Blonde
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; A fling
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Several times a week
Education:
Further education
Occupation:
Consultancy / Design
Income:
Solvent
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Agnostic

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 60 miles of postcode district RG14 (Newbury)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
52 - 65
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 0" (152cm) - 5' 8" (173cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally; Several times a week
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Atheist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Other
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

I was born and raised in Alabama on a farm way back in the woods. Actually, I'm not sure that's true. That's a song isn't it? I wasn't raised in Alabama or on a farm. More like North London way back in Muswell Hill Broadway. I wasn't ragged and my friends didn't call me Patches.

That was a long time ago when I had mud on my knees and cream in my doughnuts. My sister says, I've wandered through life getting a way with it and she's right. I have been creative all my life from skiving off school to just making enough money to buy the latest Stevie Wonder album. I have owned Innervisions but, alas, far to simple to have experienced them.

I'm a graphic designer. I use lots of creative kanumpfty. I just made that word up. You can use it if you like but please spell it correctly, I'm a stickler for little fish.

I have three sons and see them whenever I want. Correction - they see me whenever they want. Two live in Shoreditch and the other in San Francisco. They're living the life.

I'm a regular visitor to the The Cornbury Music Festival. Shed loads of great music and enough beer on tap to sink the Bismark although, I'd probably plump for the tea and cake - rock n roll or what?

I'm quite an accomplished squash player (although everything's relative isn't it?) and a whizz with a table tennis bat. I've recently written, illustrated and published my first childrens picture book and I'm teaching myself the harmonica. It's slow going but I've always wanted to whip my instrument out and impress a lady. Perhaps I should rephrase that. I own an imaginary horse called Lionel, my kids hate me riding him in public. Since becoming single, I've discovered a flair for cooking, but it's not as effective as an oven. I love skimming stones

About his ideal match

I have an ideal but she probably doesn't exist or she lives in Venezuala. It would be great if you're witty, creative in your own way, arty, musical and little bit nuts and can't help but fancy the pants off me (see, I told you she doesn't exist). Apparently it's all about chemistry. I was useless at chemistry at school. I set fire to my mates school cap with a Bunsen Burner which, in hindsight, was totally unacceptable. I was aiming for his tie at the time. I did think once I would meet the woman of my dreams the traditional way, as in eyes meeting across a crowded room. The last time my eyes met anothers, they belonged to a Labrador.

If you have a yearning to scale mountains and ski back down them on one leg, bungee jump off a tall building, save orphaned orangutans from deepest Milton Keynes, own an HGV licence and conquer the world on your day off, we're probably not on the same pizza base.

I have a fabulous, French, female, friend (4 Fs in a row there) who is, alas, young enough to be my daughter. She said to me, (read the next bit in a French accent), 'Tim, if all the women on that site knew what you we're really like, you would have a lot more success!' Petit Pois.

Please don't take too much notice of my photos, I'm far uglier in real life.

Bunsen Burner is an anagram of Rubber Nuns.

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More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Street Smart
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
The life of the party
Personality traits:
Easygoing; Funny; Generous; Happy; Loyal; Realistic
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Honesty; Humour; Sexiness
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Disappearing
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Facial hair:
None
Body hair:
Light
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Music preferences:
Blues; Pop / Top 40; Punk; R&B / Soul; Reggae
TV habits:
I watch television most days
TV programmes:
Cooking / Baking; Documentaries; Dramas; Sport
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Comedy; Drama; Independent; Mystery
Interests:
Cooking; Music; Painting; Writing books
Sport involvement:
An active participant
Sports:
Cricket; Cycling; Football (Soccer); Rugby; Squash; Table Tennis; Tennis
Food
Food:
Chinese; French; Gastro Pub; Indian; Italian; Pub Grub; Seafood
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Time at work:
I work at home
Pastimes of choice:
Pursuing a hobby
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Family size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm flexible
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Turn-ons:
Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence
Turn-offs:
Power
The deep stuff
Honesty:
Very