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StratöCaster

56 – Barnet, London, England

Alexa, find me a woman....

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Barnet, London, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
56
Star sign:
Leo
Height:
6' 0" (183cm)
Body type:
Athletic
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Other
Eye colour:
Hazel
Relationship Status:
Separated
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; A fling
Have children:
Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University / College student
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Portuguese
Religion:
Atheist

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
France; Germany; Iceland; Netherlands; Norway; Portugal; Spain; Sweden; United Kingdom; Brazil
Gender:
Female
Age range:
46 - 54
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 2" (157cm) - 5' 10" (179cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Never; Occasionally; Several times a week
Education:
University / College student; University; Postgraduate; Private school
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
Latino/Hispanic; White/Caucasian
Home language:
English; Danish; Dutch; French; German; Italian; Norwegian; Portuguese; Spanish
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

"Get yourself a dating profile", they said, "It'll be fun", they said. [Strokes chin/ponders ...badda boom - "Sincerity! If I can just fake that, then I should do ok"]

So, in a former profile iteration I'd honed my text to the point of being shortlisted for the Booker prize (including the correct use of their/there, your/you're ...oh & those pesky apostrophes), but ultimately, it was all an exercise in futility, because a woman's selection process invariably follows this path...

Q1. Is he TALL? (you've evolved remarkably well, but clearly some primeval traits linger hard)
A1: I'm 5'11½" (note that ½" - I've heard all too often women exclaim "I need an extra ½ inch")

Q2: Has he got a nice smile?
A2: My Mum thinks it's nice (bless her, she always says the right things)

Q3. Can he make me laugh?
A3: I can make myself laugh ...sufficient?

Q4. Is he sane?
A4: On the whole - yes (occasionally, I hear voices ...they tell me things)

Q5. Is he solvent ...with a good job?
A5: Yes (but don't you want equality? Bring your purse)

Q6. Does he look after himself?
A6: I'm on high-five terms with the Gym's Receptionist (I go daily ...not to use the equipment - their Cafe sells great pies)

Q7. Can he protect me from spiders ...and put up a level shelf?
A7: I shall eradicate your spiders using the spirit level that I always carry with me.

Q8. But mainly ...is he TALL?
FFS

Me? Determined & somewhat savvy - autodidact. Guitar twanger, piano punisher, predictably contrarian. Tall-ish, no beer belly (but not averse to beer), fixer-er of stuff, sometimes odd ...seldom dull. Originated from Northumberland, so prefer less populated areas (yet lived in London 27yrs!). Up on World affairs, business, politics ...competent pillow fighter,

Photos are all recent (be appreciative that none are shirt-off, nor showcase a dead fish).

Attention Support Staff: Your matching' algorithm needs more work ...I'm mainly being matched with WI types who consider a great night involves making lashings of Chutney.

About his ideal match

Looking to meet a woman who has looked after herself - dress Size 9 ±2 being optimum << that one on its own has thinned the herd dramatically! A faint whiff of chlorine (or kelp) would therefore not be wholly objectionable.

Someone smart/intelligent (not necessarily academically), fun & open-minded & whose life does not revolve around TV or social media.

I'd hope she won't have used any of these phrases...

"I like going out ...& I like staying in" (erhm...)
"My glass is half-full" (please, be unique)
"I'm comfortable in my own skin" ( 'corporate speak' mutation)
"I'm looking for my soul mate" (you're not a Teen)

It's unlikely she'll be called Tatiana (unless she's the ex-wife of a Russian Oligarch, in which case красивое имя !!)

No angry Feminists please.
________________________________________ __________
"If I lay here,
If I just lay here,
Would you lie with me ...and just forget the world?"

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More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Street Smart
Ruled by:
The head
Party behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Confident; Funny; Intelligent; Realistic; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Friendliness; Humour; Sexiness
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Favourite colour:
Purple
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Short
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Facial hair:
None
Body hair:
Average
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks
Music preferences:
Classical; Instrumental; Pop / Top 40; Rock
Reading:
I read newspapers regularly
Books:
Non-fiction
TV habits:
I tend to watch news
TV programmes:
Documentaries; Educational; News
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Art Films; Cult Classics; Drama; Independent
Interests:
Business news; Healthy living; Internet; Investing; Music; Photography; Politics
Sports:
Fishing; Rowing; Running
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Indian; Seafood; Thai; Vietnamese
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I always put in overtime
Pastimes of choice:
Exercising
Time online:
I'm on several hours a day
Family size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Cat(s); Dog(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking
Turn-offs:
Sarcasm; Tattoo(s)
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Never
Dream home:
In the country
Politics:
Right of centre
Retirement plans:
Sipping margaritas on a beach
Feelings about using Classic FM Romance:
Curious
Honesty:
Very