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Strato_Caster

55 – Barnet, London, England

If I lay here, If I just lay here...

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Barnet, London, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
55
Star sign:
Leo
Height:
6' 0" (183cm)
Body type:
Athletic
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Other
Eye colour:
Hazel
Relationship Status:
Separated
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; A fling
Have children:
Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University / College student
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Portuguese
Religion:
Atheist

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
France; Germany; Iceland; Netherlands; Norway; Portugal; Spain; Sweden; United Kingdom; Brazil
Gender:
Female
Age range:
45 - 53
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 3" (159cm) - 5' 10" (179cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian; Vegan
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Never; Occasionally; Several times a week
Education:
University / College student; University; Postgraduate; Private school
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English; Danish; Dutch; French; German; Italian; Norwegian; Portuguese; Spanish
Other languages:
English; Danish; Dutch; French; German; Italian; Portuguese; Spanish; Swedish
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

"Get yourself a dating profile", they said, "It'll be fun!" they said ...

[strokes chin & ponders momentarily, sighs & begins typing]

So, in a former profile iteration I'd honed & crafted my text to the point of being shortlisted for the Booker prize (including the correct use of their/there, your/you're, to/too ...oh & those pesky apostrophes), but ultimately it was all an exercise in futility because a woman's selection process invariably follows this path...

Q1. Is he TALL? (you've all evolved remarkably, but clearly some primeval traits linger very *hard*)
A1: I'm 5ft11½ (though I've often heard women exclaim "I need an extra ½ inch")

Q2: Has he got a nice smile?
A2: My Mum thinks it's nice (bless her, she always says the right things)

Q3. Can he make me laugh?
A3: Probably [charges may apply - check with the bill payer]

Q4. Is he sane?
A4: On the whole - yes ...(occasionally, I hear voices - they tell me things)

Q5. Is he solvent ...with a good job?
A5: Yes, but my neighbour's dog has my wallet (it likes leather), so can you pick up the tab on this one?

Q6. Does he look after himself?
A6: I'm on high-five terms with the Gym's Receptionist (I go every day - not to use the apparatus, it's just their Cafe sells fantastic pies)

Q7. Can he protect me from spiders ...and put up a level shelf?
A7: I shall crush your problematic spider with the spirit level that I always carry upon my personage.

Q8. But mainly ...is he TALL?
Oh FFS...

Me? Determined & somewhat savvy - autodidact. Business owner. Guitar twanging, piano punishing, predictably contrarian, tall-ish, no beer belly (though not averse to beer), fixer-er of stuff (yay, I invented a word!), sometimes odd ...seldom dull. Originated from Northumberland, hence prefers the country to the City (yet lived in London 25yrs - doh). Competent pillow fighter. Up on World affairs, business, politics. Pathological loathing of Musicals.

Photos all recent (be appreciative that none are 'shirt-off'...nor showcase a dead fish).

About his ideal match

Looking to meet a woman who has looked after herself - this being as much about her mindset as her figure ...a faint whiff of chlorine (or kelp!) would be not be wholly objectionable.

Someone smart/switched on, fun & open-minded ..being witty would see me nod in the style of 'De Niro playing a Mafiosa Boss'.

Hopefully, she won't be addicted to TV (but seeks out learning &/or doing new things instead).

I'd imagine she will not have used any of these off-the-shelf phrases...

"I like going out ...& I like staying in" (erhm...)
"My musical tastes are eclectic" (please, just use "varied")
"My glass is half-full" (please, be different)
"I'm comfortable in my own skin" ( 'corporate speak' mutation)
"I'm looking for my soul mate" (only acceptable *if* you're 17 or under)

She will not be called Tatiana** (**unless she's the ex-wife of an Oligarch - in which case ... красивое имя !!)

________________________________________ __________
"If I lay here,
If I just lay here,
Would you lie with me ...and just forget the world?"

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More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Street Smart
Ruled by:
The head
Party behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Confident; Funny; Intelligent; Realistic; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Friendliness; Humour; Sexiness
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Favourite colour:
Purple
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Short
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Facial hair:
None
Body hair:
Average
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks
Music preferences:
Classical; Instrumental; Pop / Top 40; Rock
Reading:
I read newspapers regularly
Books:
Non-fiction
TV habits:
I tend to watch news
TV programmes:
Documentaries; Educational; News
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Art Films; Cult Classics; Drama; Independent
Interests:
Business news; Healthy living; Internet; Investing; Music; Photography; Politics
Sports:
Fishing; Rowing; Running
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Indian; Seafood; Thai; Vietnamese
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I always put in overtime
Pastimes of choice:
Exercising
Time online:
I'm on several hours a day
Family size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Cat(s); Dog(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking
Turn-offs:
Sarcasm; Tattoo(s)
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Never
Dream home:
In the country
Politics:
Right of centre
Retirement plans:
Sipping margaritas on a beach
Feelings about using Classic FM Romance:
Curious
Honesty:
Very