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beameupscotty

57 – Southwark (London), London, England

Putz, nebbish, flâneur, idiot savant with Weltschmerz

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Southwark (London), London, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
57
Star sign:
Sagittarius
Height:
6' 1" (185cm)
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Above Average
Hair colour:
Dark Blonde
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Friends; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
No
Want children:
Ask me later
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Several times a week
Education:
University
Occupation:
Legal
Income:
Solvent
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Christian / Protestant

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 60 miles of postcode district TN19 (Etchingham)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
35 - 55
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Any
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No; Maybe
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally; Trying to Quit
Drinking:
Any
Education:
University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate; Private school
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Christian / Orthodox
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

"People should get to know me because..." I'm completely impossible and completely opposed to everything that's happened in my lifetime. Because I'm a hang 'em and flog 'em man, because I vote Trump and Farage, etc. etc. Because I have values and morals and detest 'Love Island' and the appalling debauched lives our young folks now live. "I could go on". By the way, I seldom listen to Classic FM because I find it rather smug and self-satisfied. However it works on long car journeys by putting my cat to sleep.
On the Plus side (now that I have managed expectations), I have some friends who seem to find me okay, bless 'em. I dig music, all kinds except rap, thrash metal, grime, drill; on the other hand I don't care for music that is too polite. I go to the theatre in London when I can, it is where I spend my most electrifying moments. I ride a bike in town, shouting cheerfully at others who run red lights. I like to travel and love France, Spain, Italy - same way I love African and Latin music but it doesn't mean I want 'em all to come and live here, LOL. I must stop going LOL, it's rubbish.

About his ideal match

Dead hot and drop-dead gorgeous yet at the same time mysteriously virginal; arty yet not pretentious; rabidly right-wing yet at the same time tender and caring; strong opinions yet they somehow always chime with mine; deeply loyal yet constructively critical in such a way as to double my stature, etc. In my vast experience, the hot ones are expensive, the beautiful ones are crazy, the clever ones are neurotic, and the sensible ones are dull. In spite of it all, I remain a sad fantasist. Recently invested in a cat, she's cheap to run, goes in the garden, doesn't stray from her side of the bed... probably the best I can hope for, LOL!!

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More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Irreverent
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Funny; Generous; Independent; Intelligent; Melancholy; Outspoken; Philosophical; Realistic; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Celibacy; Chemistry; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Sexiness
Fashion sense:
Classic (My tastes echo long-established norms)
Favourite colour:
Blue
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Medium
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Facial hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body hair:
Smooth
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery
Music preferences:
Blues; Country & Western; Folk; Jazz; R&B / Soul; World
Reading:
I read newspapers regularly; I read books occasionally; I read magazines occasionally
Books:
(Auto)biographies; History; Non-fiction
TV habits:
I tend to watch cultural programmes
TV programmes:
Documentaries; News
Movie frequency:
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online.
Movie preferences:
Art Films; Comedy; Drama
Interests:
Acting; Music; The arts
Sport involvement:
Bored to death
Sports:
Cycling; Walking
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Go Out to Eat:
I only eat out on special occasions
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Gardening
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Take drugs:
Never
Family size:
I've got sisters
Family contact:
I rarely see them
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Have):
Cat(s)
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Power; Sarcasm; Tattoo(s)
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Find new, more meaningful work
Religious attendance:
Once a week
Dream home:
In the country
Politics:
Right of centre
Retirement plans:
Finally writing that novel
Honesty:
Extremely