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BeagleCuddler

62 – Southend-on-Sea (Leigh on Sea), Essex, England

Insanity and Incredulity

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Modified: 27 February 2020

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Southend-on-Sea (Leigh on Sea), Essex, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
62
Star sign:
Taurus
Height:
6' 0" (183cm)
Body type:
A few extra pounds
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair colour:
Greying
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Widowed
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
Maybe
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Ask me later
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
None
Religion:
Ask me later

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 100 miles of postcode district SS9 (Leigh-on-Sea)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
40 - 69
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

Beyond the musings of Simon Heffer and a daily war with cryptic clues he never expected much from his regular broadsheet. It was an irony which failed to evade him as his credit card converted his morning read into an electronic cupid. What insanity had convinced him that the ultimate romance lay dormant somewhere between share prices and the sports section.

Thirty days of dubiously vulnerable internet presence had been his gift to himself. She was out there somewhere, the perfect woman, sitting lonely in her home, gazing out upon Twickenham stadium, wondering why she had devoted so much of her life to the family brewery and that small sailing boat moored on the Hamble.

Inspiration, predictably, failed him as he faced the horror of composing a synopsis to market his life to those inclined to seek meaning amongst the drivel. The dilemma seemed insurmountable as he considered the tradition of exaggeration against his morbid fear of being a disappointment. The mirror reflected his ageing hair which, whilst an irrelevance to him cosmetically, seemed a convenient metaphor for his greying life. A man too tied to his job, wanting to pull her onto his white charger and ride into the sunset yet, in truth, more in need of rescue himself.

About his ideal match

Of course, this is the part where I come up with some spectacularly humourous narrative which weakens your knees and has you googling ‘Gretna Green’. Distracted by my intellectual wit your eternal expectation that Johnny Depp will turn to the Telegraph Dating service once he tires of Vanessa will seem inconsequential.

My perfect woman, now promise you won’t stop reading here, wants to hear what I think, rather than what they think in a deeper voice. She has a smile which brightens my life and loves irrepressible Beagles.

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More about him

Personality
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Confident; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Philosophical; Realistic; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Short
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Facial hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum
Music preferences:
Classical; Country & Western; Pop / Top 40; Rock
Reading:
I read books regularly; I read newspapers occasionally
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Best-sellers; Fiction; Non-fiction
TV habits:
I rarely watch television
TV programmes:
Documentaries; Educational; Sport
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Drama; Independent; Romance; War
Interests:
Gardening; Investing; Photography; Writing books
Sport involvement:
Watching from the couch
Sports:
Athletics; Cycling; Hiking; Rugby; Sailing; Tennis
Food
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I always put in overtime
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Family size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family contact:
I see them as often as possible
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm flexible
Likes & dislikes
Pets (Have):
Dog(s)
Pets (Like):
Cat(s)
Turn-ons:
Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public
Turn-offs:
Erotica; Tattoo(s)
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Rarely
Politics:
Right of centre
Feelings about using Classic FM Romance:
Curious
Honesty:
Extremely