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JackWorthing

51 – Manchester (Heald Green), Greater Manchester, England

Fascinating fun guy to mold with... possibly not a Mr Darcy, but maybe an Archibald Grosvenor...

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Modified: 24 July 2021

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About him

Country of origin:
Ireland
Location:
Manchester (Heald Green), Greater Manchester, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
51
Star sign:
Gemini
Height:
6' 1" (185cm)
Body type:
A few extra pounds
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Grey
Eye colour:
Hazel
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University
Occupation:
Other
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
None
Religion:
Christian / Catholic

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 20 miles of postcode district SK8 (Cheadle)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
40 - 55
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Any
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Dark Brown; Greying
Eye colour:
Blue; Blue-Green; Brown; Green
Has a photo:
Moderately important
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian; Vegan
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally; Several times a week; Most days
Education:
Secondary; Further education; University; Postgraduate
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

🎵🎶 '...I'm very good at integral and differential calculus...' ♩🎵

Oh, erm, hi there... Well, now you've heard me singing in the shower... and you're still here? That's something!

I love music, especially comic operas by Gilbert & Sullivan and Rossini. I'm intensely curious about how things work with an insatiable thirst for knowledge and learning and combine this with an immense sense of fun. Also a keen walker, cyclist (and motorcyclist) who enjoys outdoor activity.

ChasBabes's Log ('ChasBabes' was my original username)
Earthdate: 30 March 2020 (AD).
Yesterday, the clocks went forward so Spring must have sprung by now... you can tell by the wintry showers. Cue Antonio Vivaldi to write another concerto.
Spring... romance is in the air... (deep sniff)
... and pollen, y'know,: birds, bees, et cetera. Therefore I have composed a romatic ode to my fellow hayfever sufferers - or hayfever suffering fellows - which I'd like to share with you.
[If you suffer really badly, you have my sympathy. Dr ChasBabes has been told that local unprocessed honey is good for hayfever and it seems to him that it could credibly be more than an old wives' tale. He thinks you're supposed to eat it, but other uses might come to mind.]

Here goes... ahem:

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Achoo (into one's elbow, of course) achoo achoo, bless you.

28 June
Just realised that cycling an hour to work and back during a midsummer heatwave is a great way to get a tan - on one side of your face!

Finally, if I were a mushroom, I'd be 'panellus stipticus': a curious and fascinating fungus - found in forests on the branches of trees - that glows in the dark. Like me when sporting a nice tan.

PS Did you know that you're limited to 2048 characters for this bit? I only discovered because I tried to add a serious bit (now that was a real struggle) that I think you ladies may want to know about me and it took me over the limit.
Well, if you want to know what you want to know so badly, you'd better get in touch and ask!

About his ideal match

Do you like the word: 'instantaneity' - never mind what it means (E before I... why?)?
How about 'zyzygy' (better than 'syzygy')?
Are you a fun gal... (I daren't finish the sentence)?
Someone independent, intelligent, funny, and active who likes intellectual humour, music and maths jokes, cats and dogs... newts would be a bonus.

F'rinstance...

Go ahead, hun, make my day.
In your position I'd be asking myself:
'Do I find the following funny:
"There are just 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't"?'
Do ya think that's funny, hun?
Well, do ya?
If not, would you like to find it funny, or find out why it's either hilarious or not funny at all? Take your pick.

Or how about this, hun:

ChasBabes: My daughter's gone to the West Indies.
WunHunBun: Oh, really... Jamaica?
ChasBabes: No. She went of her own accord.

[Legal disclaimer: I don't know anyone called, or with a username - even less, a real name - 'WunHunBun'. To my knowledge it is entirely fictional. If your username is 'WunHunBun', this is purely coincidental: please notify me (before you sue my mule) and I will amend my profile. If you're a solicitor, please provide me with advice on this disclaimer.]

Let's try once more...

WANTED: Schrödinger's cat – dead and alive!

Now, as an icebreaker... if you were a mushroom, hun, what type would you be? You may google it (I did), but you might prefer to use DuckDuckGo (this is not necessarily an endorsement) as it apparently doesn't save your searches for eternity unlike Google.

Finally finally, ladies, if you know the fable of the magnet and the churn, you need to get in touch. If you don't know it, get in touch anyway, and I'll sing it to you (but not from the shower)...
...well of course it's a threat!

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More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
The head
Party behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Confident; Easygoing; Funny; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Sensible; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Self-control
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite clothing:
Shorts & a T-shirt
Favourite colour:
Purple
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Short; Disappearing
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Facial hair:
I have a full beard
Body hair:
Hairy
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Music preferences:
Blues; Classical; Gospel / Religious; Instrumental; Jazz; Opera
Reading:
I read newspapers regularly; I read books occasionally
Books:
Fantasy; Fiction; Mystery; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology
TV habits:
I watch television most days
TV programmes:
Comedy / Sit-coms; Dramas; Educational; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; Sci-Fi
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Drama; Romance; Sci-Fi
Interests:
Acting; Board games; Card games; Computer & video games; Computer programming; Cooking; Internet; Music; Reading; Singing
Sport involvement:
Not involved at all
Sports:
Aerobics; Backgammon; Boxing; Chess; Cycling; Fencing; Field Hockey; Flying / Gliding; Football (Soccer); Orienteering; Rugby; Running; Sailing; Swimming; Water skiing; Weight training
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Doesn't matter; Italian; Thai
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I always put in overtime
Pastimes of choice:
Pursuing a hobby
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Take drugs:
Never
Family size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family contact:
I rarely see them
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Tattoo(s)
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Find new, more meaningful work
Religious attendance:
Once a week
Dream home:
Eco home in the countryside
Politics:
Anarchic
Retirement plans:
Doing voluntary work
Feelings about using Classic FM Romance:
Hopeful; Curious; Optimistic; Excited
Honesty:
Quite