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Funnypeculiar

51 – Reading (Swallowfield), Berkshire, England

Ooh did someone say coffee? Yes please.

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About her

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Reading (Swallowfield), Berkshire, England
Gender:
Female
Age:
51
Star sign:
Aquarius
Height:
5' 3" (160cm)
Body type:
Curvaceous
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Blonde
Eye colour:
Green
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual
Have children:
Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Several times a week
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Teaching / Education / Training
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
French; German; Italian
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious

About her ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 100 miles of postcode district RG7 (Reading)
Gender:
Male
Age range:
37 - 62
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 4" (162cm) - 6' 7" (201cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Disabled; Stocky
Looks:
Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Black; Blue-Green; Brown; Green; Grey; Hazel
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No; Maybe
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally; Trying to Quit
Drinking:
Occasionally; Several times a week; Most days
Education:
Secondary; University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Spiritual, but not religious
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About her

Warm, funny, extraverted introvert with a contrary streak and fondness for dogs, making things and really good coffee. Can do cryptic crosswords, makes excellent hollandaise, has her own power drill (she lies, it’s her daughter’s- but we are pretty damn handy). Won’t be found in the front row of a death metal gig, would be hiding somewhere quiet with ear-defenders and a sandwich. Plays lots of instruments, some of them quite well, loves a bit of crap improv. Currently obsessed with crochet: I have just worked out how to make woolly socks. Some of them even match. Long dog-walks on empty beaches or up mountains, a particular joy.

ENFP-T for what it’s worth. Finding ways not to despair at the state of the world, mostly with yarn or coffee or fangirling over Jacinda Ardern.

About her ideal match

Before meeting someone here, I will need to ascertain that they aren't an axe-murderer, pathological liar, serial f***wit, allergic to dogs or a member of the current cabinet. That sets the bar pretty low, fellers.

I'm looking for conversation and connection, companionship, care and laughter. And someone that I like looking at. (Basic things really). I'm inclined to think that the best relationships begin this way. The initial click, the things in common, the pleasure of together and a mutual enjoyment of time spent knowing one another. Plus, cuddling yourself on the sofa is a lot less fun than cuddling someone else.

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More about her

Personality
Sense of humour:
Irreverent
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
Time
Party behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Funny; Generous; Independent; Intelligent; Loyal; Philosophical; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite clothing:
Something my (grand)mother made me.
Favourite colour:
Green
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
It has its moods
Eyesight:
I wear glasses and contacts
Body art:
Pierced ears
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery
Music preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Folk; Instrumental; Jazz; Opera; Pop / Top 40; Punk; Rock; Scottish; World
Reading:
I read books regularly
Books:
Fiction; Non-fiction
TV programmes:
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Cooking / Baking; Dramas; Movie Channels; News; Sci-Fi
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Action; Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Drama; Independent; Sci-Fi
Interests:
Acting; Board games; Cooking; Healthy living; Knitting; Music; Painting; Reading; Sewing; Singing; The arts; Voluntary work; Writing books
Sport involvement:
Bored to death
Sports:
Backgammon; Camping; Canoeing; Hiking; Horse Riding; Swimming; Walking
Food
Cooking:
I love it!
Food:
Doesn't matter
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
Gluten-free
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Take drugs:
Never
Family size:
I've got a sister
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Have):
Cat(s); Dog(s)
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Intelligence; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking
Turn-offs:
Sarcasm
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Work fewer hours
Religious attendance:
Rarely
Dream home:
On a beach
Politics:
Liberal
Retirement plans:
Finally writing that novel
Feelings about using Classic FM Romance:
Nervous; Hopeful
Honesty:
Very