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MrGrumpy

53 – Horsham, West Sussex, England

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Horsham, West Sussex, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
53
Star sign:
Taurus
Height:
6' 2" (188cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Ask me later
Eye colour:
Blue-Green
Relationship Status:
Ask me later
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
No
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Further education
Occupation:
Arts / Music / Writing
Income:
Solvent
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 40 miles of postcode district RH12 (Horsham)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
42 - 59
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 0" (152cm) - 5' 11" (181cm)
Body type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Slightly important
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed; It's Complicated
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

Fifty-three year old grump-bag. I have never been married and have have no children - at least none that have knocked on my door.
I have an exceedingly dry sense of humour so much so as to be almost undetectable.
I have been told I am an acquired taste, extremely hard work and not at all ideal relationship material!
I enjoy photography and have some knowledge of classical music. I particularly enjoy history - of the exploratory type, not just reading about it.
I like travelling to unusual places and might welcome some company on a trip to Pitcairn Island...I am also attracted by the photographic opportunities in the Galapagos Islands.
P.s. If I eventually post a photo it should be noted that the amount of hair both facial and on my head is owing to the lack of a need to look after my appearance. I would normally been clean-shaven for work.

About his ideal match

Pretty good sense of humour.

....actually, that should have read: pretty with a good sense of humour.
Patience is a must!

Deal breaker: you are a musician or, worse still, a singer!

What His Friends Say

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More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
I don't have one
Intelligence:
Intellectually Challenged
Party behaviour:
A party-pooper
Personality traits:
Moody; Pessimistic
Valued qualities:
Forgiveness; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional)
Favourite clothing:
Some sensual satin lingerie
Favourite colour:
Purple
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Long; Wild; Out of control
Facial hair:
I have a goatee
Leisure & entertainment
TV programmes:
Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Nature/Wildlife
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Interests:
Music; Photography; The arts; Woodwork
Sports:
Backgammon; Bowling; Cycling; Table Tennis; Walking
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Chinese; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Chilled
Take drugs:
Never
Family size:
I've got brothers
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Horse(s)
Turn-offs:
Wealth
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
I'm non-practising
Feelings about using Classic FM Romance:
Jaded
Honesty:
This is an unfair question