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Celador

53 – Taunton, Somerset, England

Life is too serious to take seriously.

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Modified: 27 October 2021

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Taunton, Somerset, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
53
Star sign:
Taurus
Height:
5' 11" (180cm)
Body type:
Stocky
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Greying
Eye colour:
Grey
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Something casual
Have children:
Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University
Occupation:
Legal
Income:
Solvent
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
French
Religion:
Agnostic

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 60 miles of postcode district TA1 (Taunton)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
40 - 54
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 2" (157cm) - 6' 0" (184cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous; Full figured
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally; Trying to Quit; E-cigarette User
Drinking:
Occasionally; Several times a week
Education:
University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate; Private school
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Mixed
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

“A bit of a silver fox. I’m not sure which bit though” (my mate’s niece)

“Great Dad, crap husband” (ex wife)

“A bit of a twat” (eldest daughter).

“Who are you”? (elderly grandmother)

I like to think all comments were intended affectionately though.

I’m 5’11, with a very short self-administered lockdown haircut and neatly trimmed salt n’ pepper stubble. This gives me the appearance of a kindly thug. I’m not fat, I’m not thin, I run but I like food too. Life’s too serious to take seriously.

I’m quietly spoken and I’m told my eyes and voice can have an effect on women which is not unpleasant, and I “smell nice” apparently. Not sure about the other senses.

I’m happiest in jeans and a t-shirt but wear a suit to work in the West Country and in London. I don’t wear an unnecessarily large watch, clean my car on Sundays (or at all really), nor do I have a photo of either in my gallery.

I’m a bit of a music geek but I also know the first rule of music geekery is you don't talk about it. Unless you find someone who loves music as much as you do. I like nosing around cities, galleries and museums, but can also be persuaded to walk uphill in the countryside occasionally. It also seems women like to walk by the sea, so I’ll put that too. Who doesn’t like doing that?

More Frankie Boyle than Susan. Fond of a misheard double-entendre, I can be sweary, juvenile and vulgar or well mannered, serious and considerate.

Default is irreverent with a dark sense of humour though, I find entertainment in most situations, especially the absurd, but I’m not boorish, opinionated or loud. I'm quietly confident, kind, calm, affectionate and get on with most people. I am broad minded, easy going and warm and am looking for similar qualities in whoever you are.

I’m no “player” and I’m not just looking for sex, but I’m not exactly vanilla either, so while I'll happily chat enthusiastically with your maiden aunt about her latest flower arrangement, if you're sat opposite me I will be trying to look up your skirt.

About his ideal match

I'm shallow enough to know looks are important. I don't have a type but I do like intelligent, independent women who are also calm and confident. If you can make me laugh and your spelling is better than that of a North London greengrocer then I'm interested.

Top Gear watchers, Brexiteers, and Tories are deal breakers. I have some standards.

You want to be treated like a princess? I’ll ask Henri to fetch the Merc.

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More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Irreverent
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
A social butterfly
Personality traits:
Confident; Easygoing; Funny; Generous; Happy; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Outgoing; Quiet
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Sexiness; Tolerance
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Short
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Body hair:
Hairy
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Music preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Classical; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Folk; Heavy Metal; Instrumental; Jazz; New Age; Punk; Rock; World
Reading:
I read books regularly; I read newspapers occasionally
Books:
Fiction
TV habits:
I rarely watch television
TV programmes:
Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Music Channels
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Independent
Interests:
Cooking; Gardening; Music; Photography; Reading; The arts
Sport involvement:
Watching from the sidelines
Sports:
Football (Soccer); Rugby; Running
Food
Cooking:
I love it!
Food:
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Doesn't matter; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I always put in overtime
Time online:
I'm on several hours a day
Family size:
I've got a brother
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Have):
Cat(s)
Turn-ons:
Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Never
Politics:
Left of centre
Feelings about using Classic FM Romance:
Hopeful
Honesty:
Very