Quasimodo

65 – Witney, Oxfordshire, England

Quasimodo seeks Esmerelda

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Online: 26 September 2018

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Witney, Oxfordshire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
65
Star sign:
Capricorn
Height:
5' 10" (178cm)
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Dark Blonde
Eye colour:
Green
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Friends; Let's see what happens
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
Ask me later
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Trying to Quit
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Secondary
Occupation:
IT / Telecoms
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
None
Religion:
Ask me later

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 20 miles of postcode district OX29 (Witney)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
48 - 60
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

They probably shouldn't!
I used to play hard to get. Now I play hard to want!
I have no sense of humour and I'm totally unreliable.

About his ideal match

To be a perfect match for me, they would have to be totally unreliable, have no sense of humour, be argumentative, selfish and insensitive. They'd also have to be able to figure out how to find engeeuk in a hot place, but not the UK one.

What His Friends Say

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More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Average
Party behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality traits:
Cautious; Confident; Easygoing; Faithful; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Mild; Optimistic; Quiet; Realistic; Sensible; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite clothing:
I'm most comfortable naked
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Short
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Facial hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body hair:
Smooth
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks
Reading:
I read books occasionally; I read newspapers occasionally
TV habits:
I rarely watch television
TV programmes:
Action / Adventure; Documentaries; News
Interests:
Auto repair; Computer programming; Gardening; Internet; Investing; Music; Reading; Woodwork
Sport involvement:
Not involved at all
Sports:
Chess; Motorsport; Table Tennis
Food
Cooking:
I can't or won't cook
Food:
Doesn't matter
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Time at work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Take drugs:
Never
Family size:
I've got a brother
Family contact:
I rarely see them
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Have):
Cat(s)
Pets (Like):
Dog(s)
Turn-offs:
Sarcasm; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Find new, more meaningful work
Religious attendance:
I'm non-practising
Dream home:
In the country
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Retirement plans:
Pursuing a sport or hobby
Honesty:
Extremely