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Fruitcake

50 – Scarborough, Yorkshire - North, England

Strange quirky girl seeks eccentric patient man - no violent axe murderers or baldies need apply

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Online: 02 February 2017

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About her

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Scarborough, Yorkshire - North, England
Gender:
Female
Age:
50
Star sign:
Virgo
Height:
5' 5" (165cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Auburn
Eye colour:
Blue
Marital status:
Never Married
Looking for:
A long-term relationship
Have children:
Yes, living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Vegetarian
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Further education
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
None
Religion:
Other

About her ideal match

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Within 60 miles of postcode district YO12 (Scarborough)
Gender:
Male
Age range:
42 - 49
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 7" (169cm) - 6' 0" (184cm)
Body type:
Average; Athletic
Looks:
Very Attractive; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Marital status:
Never Married; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat healthily; Vegetarian
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious; Other
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About her

Well, I am unique, just like everyone else. But I really am a break from your normal bird. Don't get me wrong, it's not like I have 3 boobs or anything (sorry to disappoint) but I'm not into your normal girl stuff. I hate handbags and shoes, I don't read all that celeb news rubbish, I don't listen to pop, I don't have 'blonde moments' and I especially don't read chavy stuff like that '50 shades of diarrhea' that all the air heads are at the moment. I don't write text speak, i use proper punctuation and grammar, and you will never hear me utter the words(?) 'hun' or 'babe' as I have a wider vocabulary and more than one brain cell. I refuse to conform to what is acceptable in society, I don't vote, don't vaccinate, I don't blindly worship any religion, I dislike authority, I question everyone and everything. I dismiss nothing under the pretense of 'common sense'. I believe in all sorts your average sheeple has never heard of. I have an open mind. When I say 'open mind' I don't mean I'm into open relationships and swinging (once again..sorry to disappoint)

But basically I bet all you want to know is do I scrub up good and do I [REMOVED] like a ten dollar whore. Well tough. There's more to me than that.

About her ideal match

I'm looking for someone who is cultured, enjoys going to the theatre, into classical music, art and literature. Someone kind and caring, enjoys hugging and has a good sense of humour and emotional intelligence. The silent moody type is a huge turn off.

But simple things make me happy too, I don't need all the whilstles and bells to grab my attention and make me happy. I'm good at making my own fun. Would you like to enjoy a simple sandwich on the end of the pier in the sun watching the boats coming in and out of the harbour while seagulls try and steal our bread? Or a paddle in a little stream and maybe a game of poo sticks? Would you be able to give me a bunk up so I can sit in a tree? Or go for a walk in the local park and see what butterflies we could see there? You see, it costs nothing. All that's needed is you and..ME.

Must have own hair and teeth all in good condition. A well formed chest wouldn't go amiss either :-D

More about her

Personality traits
Sense of humour:
Obscure
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality traits:
Cautious; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Outspoken; Philosophical; Realistic; Sarcastic; Sensible; Shy; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Self-control; Tolerance
More physical characteristics
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Fashion sense:
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way)
Hair style:
Long; Curly; Wild; Out of control; It has its moods
Body art:
A tattoo or two
Leisure & entertainment
Favourite colour:
Other
Favourite clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Date activities:
A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Cuisine:
French; Indian; Italian
Music preferences:
Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Instrumental; Jazz; Latin; Opera; Rock; World
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Fantasy; Fiction; History; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi
TV programmes:
Comedy/Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; Sci-Fi; Talk shows; Variety shows
Movie preferences:
Art Films; Black & White / Silent; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Independent; Mystery; Sci-Fi
Interests:
Cooking; Internet; Music; Painting; Reading; Sewing; The arts
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I work at home
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time with the family
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Dining out:
I only eat out on special occasions
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Sport involvement:
Bored to death
Animals:
I like animals
Take drugs:
Never
Family size:
I've got a brother
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Current relationship:
I'm single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Reading:
I read books regularly
Likes & dislikes
Pets (Have):
Other
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Fish; Rodent(s); Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Dancing; Intelligence; Showing affection in public
Turn-offs:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Erotica; Flirting; Long hair; Power; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Find new, more meaningful work
Religious attendance:
Doesn't apply
Dream home:
In the country
Politics:
Anarchic
Retirement plans:
Finally writing that novel
Honesty:
Extremely