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NotTarzan

53 – Lewes, East Sussex, England

Head in the clouds, but feet firmly on the ground

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In Her Own Words

About her

Apparently men just look at the picture and don't read the blurb.

But if you're a blurb-reader, you're instantly taller and more handsome. I know, it's that easy!
So I'm optimistic, cynical, love home, love travelling, am left of centre, pro-European, like simple things and I time-travel using good music, literature, theatre and film.

I'm a writer in the public sector, but also write comedy and fiction.

Originally, I hail from Yorkshire so I need my daily fix of nature, and black humour, but now live in the Sussex forest, with my wood-burner and cat, sometimes roasting her on the fire when nights are cold.

I like being on my own, but also love good conversation. I am happy in my own skin, and don't need to wear animals.
I think I'm kind, relaxed, green, curious, straight-talking, mischievous, irreverent, quick-witted, and natural, definitely more Bridget Jones than Brigitte Bardot. Soz, chaps.

About her ideal match

I'm a firm believer that every man can decide if he wants to have a beard or not.
I love beards.
Gives a girl something to hold onto.
There are so many beard apologists on here. I say, men, be beardy, out and proud.

Snoring, however.... why isn't there a snoring question?

I think I'm attracted to bright men with a quick sense of humour, who don't take themselves too seriously, can be genuinely interested in another person, and who are earthy and kind. A man who can really laugh at himself and me, and others, and the world. And Liz Truss.
That should do the trick.

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About her

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Lewes, East Sussex, England
Gender:
Female
Age:
53
Star sign:
Taurus
Height:
5' 6" (168cm)
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Dark Brown
Eye colour:
Brown
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship
Have children:
Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Arts / Music / Writing
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious

About her ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Denmark; France; Greece; Ireland; Netherlands; Spain; Sweden; United Kingdom
Gender:
Male
Age range:
46 - 62
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 9" (174cm) - 6' 8" (204cm)
Body type:
Slim; Athletic; A few extra pounds
Looks:
Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Black; Greying; Grey; Shaved
Eye colour:
Blue; Blue-Green; Brown; Green; Grey; Hazel
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Single; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat healthily; Vegetarian
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University; Postgraduate
Occupation:
Arts / Music / Writing; Legal; Medical / Dental / Veterinary; Political / Government; Teaching / Education / Training; Agriculture; Public sector; Advertising / PR; Media; Consultancy / Design
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Spiritual, but not religious
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about her

Personality
Sense of humour:
Irreverent
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality traits:
Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Philosophical; Realistic; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Compassion; Honesty; Humour; Kindness
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Favourite colour:
Green
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Long; Wild; It has its moods
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Reading:
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Fiction; Non-fiction
TV habits:
I rarely watch television
Movie frequency:
Once or twice a month
Movie preferences:
Art Films; Independent
Interests:
Board games; Gardening; Healthy living; Music; Politics; Reading; The arts; Writing books
Sport involvement:
Not involved at all
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time online:
I check in once a day
Family size:
I've got brothers
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Turn-ons:
Intelligence
Turn-offs:
Power; Sarcasm
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Work fewer hours
Religious attendance:
Never
Dream home:
Eco home in the countryside
Politics:
Left of centre
Retirement plans:
Living in the country
Feelings about using Classic FM Romance:
Hopeful; Curious; Optimistic; Excited
Honesty:
Extremely