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Tony2254

69 – Poole (Ferndown), Dorset, England

Love eating other people's food.

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In His Own Words

About him

Larconically distressed (Horrible sense of humour)
The world we live in is mental,and so am I.

Very very easy going.
I love cake and sausages.
Tactility is important in my life. A really good set of Cuddles can melt away almost anything presented by the sometimes, nasty, self serving, shallow, plastic world that we currently abide in.
I am A political. Voting in any direction for a bunch of greedy,self serving nutcases, just isn't my thing. ( Actually on that information supplied. I would have made an excellent Politician)Acceptance of mental serfdom currently being my bag. However, if you are a politics junkie, that's cool. Just don't bore me with it. Throwing your cup of beverage,tearing your hair out,stamping on your specs, or swearing at the TV screen may well stretch datante.🥴.
I would however vote for any party that had cuddles, slothing, cake and sausages as a mandatory factor in their manifesto.
I don't drink, but I'm more than happy for a partner to get extremely happy/wobbly. Comatose is probably pushing it a bit. . !!. Cognizant abilities to recall memories of the previous day probably being a loose benchmark.🥴

About his ideal match

Is there such a thing. ?
Well.!!
Alive is good. Alive and naughty is even better.
Off kilter mentality+Fun+ understanding+ adjustment+ spark+ cake+ sausages+ slothing +cuddles =😁 me , or possible fantastic mutual Utopia.= 😁You.
Nothing else should have any bearing on a potential relationship .Social standing, economics, ethnicity, religion, are totally non important to me.
Essentially if a relationship is to work it needs to be free of any deep rooted negative baggage. Giving it the chance to succeed.
If you feel that this is you. Spend some time and drop me a line. If not I wish you well and good luck in your search. ( I know it can be exhausting/ depressing, but you can't get high unless you give it a try)!!!!!🥴T

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Poole (Ferndown), Dorset, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
69
Star sign:
Virgo
Height:
5' 10" (178cm)
Body type:
Stocky
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Grey
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Activity partners; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Never
Education:
Further education
Occupation:
Retired
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Agnostic

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 40 miles of postcode district BH22 (Ferndown)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
59 - 71
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Any
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Caustic
Intelligence:
Intellectually Challenged
Ruled by:
The genitals
Party behaviour:
An exhibitionist
Personality traits:
Easygoing; Happy; Outspoken; Trustworthy
Fashion sense:
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way)
Favourite clothing:
I'm most comfortable naked
Favourite colour:
Other
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Disappearing; It's a distant memory
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Body hair:
Average
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
Several tattoos
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum
Music preferences:
Blues; Classical; Jazz; R&B / Soul
Reading:
I read books regularly
Books:
Crime; Fiction; History; Non-fiction
TV habits:
I watch television most days
TV programmes:
Cartoons; Documentaries; Educational; Movie Channels; News
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Action; Adult; Comedy; Documentary; Mystery; Sci-Fi; War; Westerns
Interests:
Reading; Writing books
Sport involvement:
Bored to death
Sports:
Cycling; Darts; Pool; Triathlon; Weight training
Food
Cooking:
I cook rather than starve
Food:
Chinese; French; Gastro Pub; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Chilled
Time at work:
I'm retired
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time online:
I check in once a day
Take drugs:
Never
Family size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family contact:
I moved to be away from them
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm flexible
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like them Well Done ;)
Pets (Like):
Dog(s)
Turn-ons:
Body piercing(s); Erotica; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Fire the boss
Religious attendance:
Doesn't apply
Dream home:
Other
Politics:
Anarchic
Retirement plans:
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home
Feelings about using Classic FM Romance:
Jaded
Honesty:
Very