In Her Own Words
About her
I’m a caring, honest, funny, smart, curvy lady who is tired of replying to BS online requests.
If you’re smart (know what homonyms are smart 😜) and interests in getting to know me and not just hook up or want to kill time chatting then reach out.
I’m a classically trained musician and family oriented person who didn’t vote for the current US administration and if you did then we probably wouldn’t get along.
About her ideal match
I’m looking for someone who is honest, caring, funny and smart.
Someone who can connect with me without using “hey beautiful, how are you dear, can I ask you a question”
Red flags for me are …
Pics of you with your prize trout (insert other species of fish)
Pics of you flexing your muscles
Pics of you in a wife beater
High school head shots
Pics of you propping up a deer head on cans of Busch light
You in a MAGA hat!
Happy to communicate with anyone that realizes where I’m coming from.
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About her
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Waco, Texas, United States | |
Gender: |
Female | |
Age: |
58 | |
Star sign: |
Scorpio | |
Height: |
5' 5" (165cm) | |
Body type: |
Full figured | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Greying | |
Eye colour: |
Grey | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
A long-term relationship | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Postgraduate | |
Occupation: |
Consultancy / Design | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Christian / Protestant |
About her ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Canada; United States | ||
Gender: |
Male | ||
Age range: |
55 - 72 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 6" (167cm) - 6' 7" (201cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Large; Stocky | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Greying; Grey; White; Bald; Balding; Shaved | ||
Eye colour: |
Blue; Blue-Green; Brown; Green; Grey; Hazel | ||
Has a photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian; Vegan; Kosher; Halaal | ||
Smoking: |
Never; E-cigarette User | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally; Several times a week; Most days | ||
Education: |
University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate | ||
Occupation: |
Administrative / Secretarial; Arts / Music / Writing; Executive / Management; Financial services; Food / Catering; Labour / Construction; Legal; Medical / Dental / Veterinary; Political / Government; Retired; Sales / Marketing; Self-employed; Teaching / Education / Training; Science / Engineering / Research; Transportation; Agriculture; Public sector; Advertising / PR; Media; Consultancy / Design; Home maker; HR / Recruitment; IT / Telecoms; Leisure / Tourism; Retail; Health / Social Care | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy | ||
Ethnicity: |
Asian; Black/African descent; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; Native American; Pacific Islander; White/Caucasian; Mixed; Black/Caribbean descent | ||
Home language: |
English; Afrikaans; Albanian/Kosovan; Arabic; Bengali; Chinese; Croatian; Danish; Dutch; Farsi/Persian; Filipino / Tagalog; Finnish; French; Gaelic / Irish; German; Greek; Gujarati; Hebrew; Hindi; Italian; Japanese; Korean; Malay; Norwegian; Panjabi; Polish; Portuguese; Romanian; Russian; Serbian; Somali; Spanish; Swedish; Turkish; Urdu; Vietnamese | ||
Other languages: |
English; Afrikaans; Arabic; Chinese; Danish; Dutch; Filipino / Tagalog; Finnish; French; Gaelic / Irish; German; Greek; Hebrew; Hindi; Italian; Japanese; Korean; Malay; Norwegian; Polish; Portuguese; Romanian; Russian | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Hindu; Muslim; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox; Sikh |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about her
Sense of humour: |
Witty |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party behaviour: |
An impartial observer |
Personality traits: |
Adventurous; Ambitious; Cautious; Confident; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Sarcastic; Sensible; Thoughtful; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Self-control |
Fashion sense: |
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels) |
Favourite colour: |
Purple |
Hair style: |
Medium; Curly; It has its moods |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses and contacts |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body art: |
Pierced ears; Several tattoos |
Date activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Blues; Classical; Country & Western; Folk; Instrumental; Jazz; Latin; R&B / Soul |
Reading: |
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; Best-sellers; Business; Fiction; Self-help; Travel |
TV habits: |
I watch television most days |
TV programmes: |
Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Music Channels; Nature/Wildlife; News |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Comedy; Documentary; Drama; Independent; Mystery; Romance |
Interests: |
Cooking; Gardening; Music; Singing; The arts; Voluntary work |
Sport involvement: |
Watching from the couch |
Sports: |
American Football; Cycling; Dance; Football (Soccer); Ice Hockey; Motorsport; Walking |
Cooking: |
I really enjoy cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Sushi; Thai |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Pace of Life: |
Go with the flow |
Time at work: |
I work part-time |
Time online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Take drugs: |
Never |
Family size: |
I've got a brother |
Family contact: |
I see them when I can |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'd consider it |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Have): |
Dog(s) |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Fish; Rodent(s); Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Wealth |
Turn-offs: |
Long hair; Thrill seeking |
Work aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious attendance: |
Once a month |
Dream home: |
In the country |
Politics: |
Liberal |
Retirement plans: |
Seeing the world in style |
Feelings about using Classic FM Romance: |
Hopeful; Optimistic |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
